Quotations and Metaphors
It seems as though the only time I actually blog anymore is to avoid doing real work. So I guess it follows that if I actually had some real work to do, I might blog some more.
Bah, that's just my self-deprecating self talking, I know. I have "real work" to do, I guess. It's just so hard not to get caught up in what feels like everybody's definition of "real work." Yes, I don't "pay the bills" or "bring home the bacon" or "generate income" or "contribute to society as a whole in any way shape or form," but you know what, I'm tired of apologizing for it. I hate feeling ashamed for telling people that I am 25. I live at home. I sleep in the same bed I did when I was 12, which is situated in a room adorned with race cars. I've got a mediocre penis. I know that doesn't have anything to do with being unemployed, and you're probably wondering why I tell people that, but I mean it in more of a metaphorical sense. You know what I'm getting at.
Anyhow, if there's a point to this whole diatribe, it is this: I surf the web, I IM with folks, I update my myspace profile, and I blog occasionally, which means that the only things that differntiates you and I, is that next friday, you're going to get a paycheck and I will continue to weep.
...Metaphorically of course.
posted by e-12 @ 12:15 PM
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10 Comments:
A “real job”, money – I’m not saying they're completely worthless, but it makes me sad that you doubt yourself. I swear, the yuppier the guy, the worse time I’ve had with him. Sure, he appears to have everything going for him, but given the chance, he turns into a complete asshole. Probably (like the beautiful but dumb) because he’s been able to get away with it so far... from people who think he’s a catch because he has his own house, has expensive taste, wines & dines you... from people who would rather have something that looks good than actually is.
so i know this isn't the point you're driving at, but you have a myspace too? it's like the new friendster. what is your myspace name/email so I can add you?
also i think you are a lucky guy as u'r young, artistic and live in huntington beach. it ain't a bad life. that, and people read your blog.
i'm studying for my optometry admissions test and crying metaphorical tears for all the cool points i am losing. i fear regressing into an asain professional with nothing to differentiate me but real estate. i feel like i'm 'selling out' and that makes it hard to study.
A wise stand-up comic once said, "It's not the size of the boat... It's the total combined verbal and math SAT score"
Paychecks are overrated - following your dreams is not. Happiness isn't as far as you think, especially for talented/creative folks like yourself.
(Even if your penis IS mediocre.)
even with all this metaphorical mediocre penis talk, look there, chezmiko is STILL ALL UP in your Myspace grill.
how DO you do it, playa!
(as in slang for "player", not spanish for "beach")
We have great and noble penises!
that's because I too, have a metaphorically mediocre penis.
Does it help that I think you're really cool? That all of LCC thinks you're really cool? [This is Yumi, btw, I randomly came across your blog through other LCC blogs.] But seriously. :)
i check this damn site every fucking day. for three months now.
when will i ever learn.
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